What are you thinking about doing this weekend? Some live music? Maybe something different for a change? How about a band that’s been around since 1983? Or one that aims to combine high and low culture (moonshine martini, anyone…)? Or one that plays swamp pop? Or surf? Or R & B? Or rockabilly? Or a crazy combo of all those styles with a punk edge?
How about a show that Rolling Stone magazine calls “a hell-raising rock & roll party”? Or a show where, if you are quick, you can catch some fried chicken thrown from the stage? Or maybe you’d like to go to an outdoor show because the weather is so beautiful? Maybe you need a family-friendly event where the children can run around blowing bubbles while you laze next to your dream date?
Or maybe you’d like to see a band whose current LP has something to do with zombies? Or maybe one whose music has been featured in a hit movie like Beavis and Butt-head Do America? Or a band that will let you dance on stage and share their bounty of banana pudding when your energy starts to flag?
Of course I am now going to tell you how to get all that and more.* I’m not a tease.
Southern Culture on the Skids. Saturday at Kemper Park in Boonville.
The show is part of the Pedaler’s Jamboree line-up. Those not riding on the Jamboree can attend the show by getting tickets ($20) at Kemper Park starting at 3 pm on Saturday. I’ll be there dressed in orange, a perfect target for some chicken.
SCOTS, as we like to call the band, consists of Rick Miller (guitar, vocals), Mary Huff (bass guitar, vocals), and Dave Hartman (drums). I spoke to Drummer Dave about everything but music. Here is some of that conversation:
How did you come to discover that “the people want chicken”?
We were in Harrisonburg, VA, playing near the front door of a tiny club to eleven disinterested people. A guy wandered in off the street and stole our chicken dinner from the side of the stage while we were playing. We looked over and saw him dancing with a piece of chicken in his mouth. Rick said, “If you’re gonna dance with our chicken, you need to be on stage.” Suddenly the eleven people became interested, and the rest is a Trivial Pursuit answer (really – Pop Culture Edition).
How’s the chicken cannon coming along?
Still in development. We’re modeling it after the design of the Go-Nuts Snack-A-Pult™. Really.
Who would portray the band members in SCOTS: The Movie?
If Elvis were alive, what SCOTS song would he cover?
Have you actually roasted a pig on stage or is that just a dream?
Are you kidding? That takes 24 hours and the hardest part isn’t staying awake – it’s not getting too drunk to eat.
If SCOTS threw Jello along with the chicken and banana pudding, what flavor would it be?
Lime flavor with 7-Up, just like at the family reunions.
What advice would you give your younger band self?
No Little Debbie snack cakes or leftover chicken after 2 am!
Ever play a bicycle event? How do you feel about Spandex?
Don’t know anything about Spandex, but Rick’s down with the Sans-A-Belt™. Now, if they’d invent a product called “Spam-dex”….
*The more that I promised? It’s Hella Go-Go, because it isn’t a dance party without Hella Go-Go! Not only do these gals wear awesome dresses, they get down in the crowd and boogie. If anyone is up to the challenge of getting tired cyclists to get up and shake it, it’s Hella Go-Go.
The entire Kemper Park main stage line-up: Carry Nation & The Speakeasy (6:15), The Hipnecks (7:30), Burn Circus (8:45), Southern Culture on the Skids with Hella Go-Go (9:00), The Wildcat Daddies (10:45–acoustic). See you there!