CoMics: Passed Over Music + Food Fests

We considered Rock N’ Roll N’ Peanut Butter & Jelly, but the logo would have looked too much like a kindergartener’s schedule: nap time and lunch time.

CoMics: Over-preparedness in Missouri

CoMO Fashion Commentary (via comic) #2

With all the crazy weather our country has been experiencing lately, maybe it’s just fear and over-preparedness leading everyone to wear their Sperry* Top-Siders every day in this landlocked state.

 

*Full disclosure: I own two pairs. They’re totes comfortable.

 

 

CoMics: Welcome Back, Students

 

I was worried cargo shorts were out. Thank goodness the students are back with that fashion gold.

CoMics: Taxi Stand Signs are the New Stop Signs

 

 

Reasons* for Columbia, MO to need blocks of these signs…

-       Columbia’s rate of alcoholism is record breaking

-       The city of Columbia has a misguided agreement with local taxi companies

-       Columbia’s population is actually much larger than everyone thinks

-       The local college student population is up to at least 80,000

-       The majority of those college students live in Columbia year round

 

*Reasons, in this case, is a synonym for lies.

 

 

CoMics: Defining HOEDOWN

The difference between my life and Law and Order: SVU is that a hoedown has everything to do with square dancing and nothing to do with the death of a prostitute.

CoMics: My Homecoming

The past week has been about like this.

Great to see you again, CoMO!

CoMics: State Fair

It’s a state of mind.

CoMics: It’s My Birthday

I’m sorry I can’t decorate your computer screen with a silly picture and clever words. Don’t hate me because it’s my birthday and you’re jealous I’ll be celebrating on the beach while you’re very landlocked.

Watch Sex and the City (#6.7) and relax.

CoMics: The Past is Now

Don’t you love being able to bring the cliquishness once reserved for high school to your present adult life?!

CoMics: Don’t Lose Your Mind in the Summertime

Youth often waste their summers away watching television and getting in bottle rocket fights. Remember the days of Saturday Science? Don’t let your brain atrophy in the summer heat.